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Microsoft’s New Partnership Announcement
Microsoft has announced a new partnership with a French AI company and open AI rival, Mistel. Truly a sad day for shippers of Microsoft and Sam Altman, also known by the community as Maltman.
The multi-e agreement is apparently a part of Microsoft’s new AI access principles to promote innovation and competition in the AI space through investments, partnerships, and programs. Microsoft loves programs.
Mistal AI has only been around for about a year but they’ve made some serious waves and secured record-breaking financial backing. Mral just launched their new flagship language model apply named large LGE. This and other LLMS from the company will now be offered on Microsoft’s Azure cloud computing platform. Mol is also rolling out a multilingual chatbot called Lea which is masculine French for the cat but which will likely be mispronounced by hapless English speakers as the feminine word for cat which is of course extremely vulgar slang. Thanks, France.
With this deal, Microsoft appears to be shifting away from open AI and Sam Altman. Microsoft president Brad Smith himself said, “Sam is brilliant, but just as the printing press evolved beyond Gutenberg, AI is evolving beyond any single individual.” It’s a very poetic argument for a polyamorous relationship post Singularity world is going to be freaky.
Samsung’s Latest Innovation – The Galaxy Ring
Samsung publicly unveiled the Galaxy Ring at the Mobile World Conference in Barcelona today. Though no one was allowed to take pictures, the ring will allegedly have a longer battery life than Samsung’s own smartwatches and offer health services like heart rate monitoring, sleep tracking, and even fertility tracking thanks to a partnership with the Natural Cycles birth control app. But Samsung may have some competition on the horizon in the form of Apple.
A Korean outlet, ET News, allegedly spoke to an industry insider who claims that advanced development for commercialization of an Apple smart ring is imminent. Mark Gman, however, doesn’t entirely agree. Mark Shark with the spark to hunt for stories in the dark says that an Apple ring is currently just an idea and Gman claims it isn’t the only one. Apple is apparently exploring multiple wearable devices such as smart glasses similar to Meta’s Ray-Ban partnership. The Cupertino company is even considering adding cameras to their AirPods that could then be used to capture data for a multimodal AI system which is also like Meta smart glasses but could allow for a smaller form factor.
I hate this idea. Of course, these ideas are merely early stage explorations. Apple probably won’t seriously consider releasing these until they can figure out a way to sell them for $3,500 or $300 5 years after several other companies already doing it.
Highlights from Mobile World Congress 2024
Mobile World Congress 2024 kicked off in Barcelona today, and there have already been a massive amount of weird and wonderful announcements. Here’s a roundup of some of the best so far:
- Avanir Telecom used its license of Drumming Rabbit company Energizer to slap a smartphone inside a 28,000 mAh battery.
- HMD is partnering with Mattel to release the Barbie flip phone this summer.
- Motorola showed off a bendable phone concept that wraps around your wrist when used in combination with a special magnetic bracelet.
- Lenovo’s see-through laptop allows for privacy invasion in a whole new way.
- Xiaomi’s Cyber Dog 2 is poised to replace your dog with one that can talk to you and do backflips. Take that, Fido.
Quick Bits
I hardly know bits. But honestly, I’ve thought about asking bits out because there might be something there. Google just announced they’re rolling out more AI features in Google Messages, Android Auto, and more less than a week after causing controversy over whether its Gemini AI is racist. Strike while the iron’s hot.
Microsoft is currently testing a new method of making critical updates for Windows 11 without requiring a reboot called hot patching. The summer’s hottest patching is already in use in Windows Server and Xbox. The new feature should debut later this year and hopefully stop Microsoft from spoiling your killstreak with yet another annoying update.
AMD launched a China-exclusive cut down version of the RX 7900 XT graphics card back in August called the 7900 GR Golden Rabbit Edition, but now they’re setting it free to travel the world and compete with Nvidia’s RTX 4070. That card just got its price drop to $550, so that’s what the 1700 GRE will cost as well. Great news for gamers.
Reddit’s official IPO filing claims the popularity of subreddit Wall Street Bets is a stock price risk due to the extreme volatility it caused in meme stocks like GameStop. Reddit’s user base as a whole isn’t super thrilled about the IPO and Reddit’s attempts to monetize them. Elon works at one of those.
One man used the power of Twitter to jailbreak a prison laptop he bought on eBay. Most people may have given up on a laptop with no OS, no storage, or no USB ports, but Twitter user Wenting isn’t most people. With the power of the internet’s public square on his side, Wenting hotwired a USB hub to the laptop, somehow managed to get a permanent storage solution despite the laptop’s hard drive ban list, and then did what anyone else would do after hacking a prison laptop – freedoom. No really, Freedoom the free game for the Doom engine. That’s what he played.
Stay tuned for our next video on Wednesday to stay up to date on the latest tech news!
"An Apple ring is currently just an Idea, as Apple is apparently exploring multiple wearable devices"
Does this mean the iButtplug for health monitoring is confirmed?
go microsoft go motorola go lenovo and deam go AMD deam boy tha fro 549$ .wel it is not 800 shiit yea osam ..
We need to drop the smart terminology, there's nothing smart about any of these devices
Gemini AI is not racist, Google itself is woke. Search shop lifting, on their images and u will see why.
“Yeah Strike while the iron is hot”💀4:55
AirPods with cameras
Oh my, that "iLife" future Tom Scott warned us 12 years ago is coming
What's with the music?it's weird. Was there always music? I keep thinking I had some other window open…
Im glad because bing chat is dum AF. when you tell it that its code broke your pc or you tell it to go F itself, it just leaves the conversation like a call to a phone tech support.
How long will it be before landlords start charging robo-pet rent?
So will we see the … Apple Finger Loop and Finger Loop Ultra someday soon ? Of course , because that’s the plan for a passport …
James and Riley know how to do it right
Ohhh a menopause joke. Well played
7:57 fin.
This is James Two. Lisa Su has James Wan.
I really like James, but I really like Riley a lot more.
5:58
Nice! The 7900 GRE supports ROCm 6.0.2.
I'm still not buying it at $550, but this is likely the card I'll be upgrading to in a year or so.
it's so funny when people wonder about the use case of transparent tv/monitor… how about windows, h.u.d, glasses and visual effects aright i'll stop
From a technical standpoint, Mystral models are pretty great, efficiency-wise.
no one remembers google glass?
Can't have your eggs all in one basket.
Do you all have a hard time promoting War Thunder and resisting the urge to make a leaked documents joke? I know I certainly would.
5:36 linux has been doing this for years
Barthelonahhhh…
did you guys saw the new Phone from Telecome with the Concept of no Apps and replaced with AI that shows you what you need to see/know
We live in a time where a corporation can literally buy up and eliminate their competition in an industry that's hardly even started yet.
gimme dat brick, ill take long battery life over weightless powerful phones whos batteries don't last a day.
"Quick bits" is so well marketed in comparison to the name of the channel that I often find these videos by searching for "Quick bits" even though I always skip over them.
4:13 I miss my Sony Aibo 😢
I'm getting flashbacks of the release of the Apple watch. Right after Apple launches a smart ring, we're going to have to put up with all the insufferable Apple fanbois who think every smart ring that was purchased before Apple's was even announced is just a cheap clone of the Apple. 🙄
What I NEED, is a cyber-dog than can go onto the roof and clean the gutters.
No really, that I would pay for.
The "Smart Depository" must be just around the corner. . .
D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
i think i know that slang word lol
Jesus is God & He loves you
Jesus will soon be seen by all men, women, and children in the clouds. Jesus is returning now! Believe and be saved.
Exodus 3:14 (God speaking)
And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.
John 8:58 (Jesus speaking)
Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am.
John 10:30 (Jesus speaking)
I and my Father are one.
Isaiah 9:6
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.
Matthew 1:23
Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us.
John 1:1 & 14
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
14 And the Word was made flesh (Lord Jesus), and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.
John 8:24 (Jesus speaking)
I said therefore unto you, that ye shall die in your sins: for if ye believe not that I am he, ye shall die in your sins.
John 14:9 (Jesus speaking)
Jesus saith unto him, Have I been so long time with you, and yet hast thou not known me, Philip? he that hath seen me hath seen the Father; and how sayest thou then, Show us the Father?
Hebrews 1:1-3, & 8 (God calls His Son "O God" because Jesus IS God in the flesh)
1 God, who at sundry times and in divers manners spake in time past unto the fathers by the prophets,
2 Hath in these last days spoken unto us by his Son, whom he hath appointed heir of all things, by whom also he made the worlds;
3 Who being the brightness of his glory, and the express image of his person, and upholding all things by the word of his power, when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on the right hand of the Majesty on high;
8 But unto the Son he saith, Thy throne, O God, is for ever and ever: a sceptre of righteousness is the sceptre of thy kingdom.
1 John 5:7
For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.
Titus 2:13
Looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus Christ;
Revelation 1:7
Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.
Isaiah 44:6 (God speaking)
Thus saith the LORD the King of Israel, and his redeemer the LORD of hosts; I am the first, and I am the last; and beside me there is no God.
Revelation 1:8 (Jesus speaking)
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.
Revelation 22:13 (Jesus speaking)
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
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There Are None Righteous / How To Be Saved
Romans 3:10 & 23
10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Luke 5:31-32 (Jesus speaking)
31 And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick.
32 I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
1 Peter 3:18 (The word “quicken” means “to make alive”)
For Christ also hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but quickened by the Spirit:
Romans 10:9
That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
Acts 4:12
Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
Ephesians 2:8-9
8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
Repent of your sins or suffer the consequences. Lord Jesus died in our places personally to take the death punishment that sin deserves and then resurrected by the power of God. Believe this and sincerely repent of your sins each time you sin and you will have eternal life and nothing to fear. Fail to repent and you will end up in the Lake of Fire.
Cries in CANADIANS not knowing how to pronounce Mistral. 0 employees from Quebec eh LTT?
Thanks for showing James again!
Let me just say: Edge is only good as one thing: a built-in pdf reader that provides highlighting and basic text note-taking functionality that Firefox and Chrome still doesn't have
At this point where’s the Apple and or Samsung smart web belt 😂
OuraRing
but the real question is… the samsung ring… where do I put it? Is it a hand ring or a …. after all, it tracks fertility…..