My Intrusive Thoughts Won: How to Overcome Negative Thinking

machine talking you know what I’m saying. What’s up y’all, it’s your girl here and I know you’re all waiting to hear my thoughts on why I’m so pretty once again. It’s a mystery to all of us, I know. But let’s dive into the real reason I’m feeling things and why these eyes are in a long-distance relationship right now. Help me, guys, I’m feeling intrusive to all of us. Right, guys, you know what time it is. Today, we’re going to be destroying your art. Sam roast me 18 is back and today, we are not holding back.

Let’s start off strong with some close-ups. I love how you don’t include a close-up of this photo study. Oh, you posted this 30 minutes ago, that’s crazy. You should have saved her face, everything else but her face, that’s fine, that’s fine. But you just pan the camera over the head for so long, where’s my skull? Oh, coloring study, no details, just a simple rush art. You didn’t have to tell me, I could tell. You know, gorgeous, amazing character and then you gave her lobster pincers. Guys, let me let you in on a little secret here, okay? When you look at a person, when you look at someone like me, the first thing you see is my face, the second thing that draws your attention are my hands. You cannot get away with this, your responsibilities are here, you face them. Puss in Boots, please save and share. I’m not gonna save this, there’s no saving him, he’s beyond my help. What is this, is that a hand on her head? Smile if you’re happy, some of you guys need psychiatric assistance.

Oh, alright, we got some Avatar art in here. Nayatari, if she didn’t have lips, my god. The anatomy on this one, she’s got the facial proportions and the hair volume of a baboon. Chief, excellent proportions and the colors make it look like there was a filter applied over it by a 50-year-old mom on her Instagram. Pokemon bro, is that your chest hair? Why does he have webs under his armpits? Isaiah, what is he, a sugar glider? Oh, wow, a beautiful young lady. The first one looks great, but progressively they just start looking less and less like Jake. He looks like a default character creation. He looks like he’d be easy to draw, actually. You know what, maybe you got a pass on this because Jake kind of looks like a default character. Oh my goodness, it’s Michael Jackson. Oh, it’s supposed to be Anya Taylor Joy. Ah, Taylor Joy. That’s enough. Is this a baby seal? Fantastic.

Oh, this is the troll under the bridge. I’m slowly recovering from my art block. I’m not gonna say anything. Help me, guys, the intrusive to us. This is me looking at your guys’ art. My blue female alien. I like what you’re doing with the lighting, but your character’s proportions to face is being stretched out way too much front and back. Okay, your character looks like a velociraptor. Yo, yo, I finally got my new pen and I’m done with exams. It means I can draw more. Have you considered other hobbies? This is great. I love how the new Puss in Boots movie has created a new wave of furry artists. Maybe we can get a fanfiction with their friends and drink together.

What tough look, man. Sometimes we doodle things, sometimes we think of things, but it doesn’t have to, you don’t have to take it this far. Some ideas are best left in the Sketchbook. Samyang 2023. Oh my god, what happened to you? Oh my god, this is Tanjiro if he was a demented baby. What stuff, dude. I would not be that calm if this thing was following me around. They touched the grass. Okay, well, at least you know. Oh no, he’s getting undressed. It’s like, this stuff, this is kind of sick. Japanese Puss in Boots. Holy cow sketch. I’m scared to color, bro. I’m scared. Period. Okay, but can we focus on her beautiful nose? I mean, I’d like to, but I’ll be honest with you, with that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson chin that she’s got, I can’t. My eyes going down. So cute, but she needs a bigger helmet for a big old head. Look at the size of that thing. My god, she looks like a big old watermelon. Stunning. Man, I just, I love old sculptures. They were so dramatic. Look at him. He’s like, you know, this would be a great meme template. This could be a representation of you guys. And over here, this is simply beyond me. The hand, the foreshortening, the anatomy of the face. I need to be under the influence of some kind of substance to view this piece in its full glory. Natayam and Loach. Okay, guys, let me know in the comments, which character from the new movie are people simping over the most? Wait, this is Lovak. Why is he so pretty once again? I’m feeling things. Seek help. First drawing of the year. You’re starting off strong. She, she’s looking like a shrimp. You made her red in the second slide. You knew what you were doing. She’s a shrimp. I’m gonna cry, bro.

I mean, this, okay, this, you’re not even trying at this point. You might as well pursue something in social sciences. Isn’t that nice? I love seeing people do self-portraits like this. Feed are so hard to draw. So I didn’t show it with the help of Colleen’s tutorials. Yeah, you see, this is what happens when you follow Colleen’s tutorials. This new generation, this is our future. Maybe AI should take over art altogether. Maybe it’s for the best. Maybe it’s worth it. What in the world, expression and lighting study. Okay, I see. Oh, I see what you were doing here. Sometimes, honestly though, some expressions should not be studied. I’ve had enough. You know what, guys? We’re gonna end this video on a positive note with a nice portrait. Dear Lord, save me from the thirst. That’s it for today, guys. I’m losing my mind. I am losing my mind. This is my mind and that’s enough. I’ve had enough. You guys are on time out. Go in the corner right there and face the wall while you guys are at it. Put your work into the hashtag #SamRoastMe19. That’s the next hashtag we’re gonna be destroying. You guys there for the next video. Okay, I’ve had enough. That’s it. I’ve got nothing else to say. Goodbye. Don’t forget to subscribe and leave a comment on how much you hated this video and how insensitive I am and how mean I am to these young budding baby artists. Leave it. Do it. Do it anyways. I love you guys so much. Now that all the fake fans are gone, what do you guys think of this background? This is not me talking, guys. This is not me. This is the coffee machine talking, you know what I’m saying. Anyways, that’s all for today, guys. Keep creating, keep drawing, and keep being beautiful. And remember, don’t take yourself too seriously. It’s all in good fun. Thank you for watching. Until next time, stay creative and stay pretty.