It is June 16 2023 and you are watching the code report
As we edge closer and closer to the singularity, more and more crazy stuff is going to happen in tech. In today’s video, I have five crazy stories to share with you about things you should know about as a developer.
Google Domains Sold to Squarespace
This week, let’s get started with some bad news. Google Domains is shutting down, or more accurately, being sold to Squarespace. This announcement came out of nowhere and was pretty shocking to me as a Google Domains customer because Google rarely kills its own products. Except for Stadia, Hangouts, Duo, Google Plus, Android Things, Loon, AngularJS, and a few hundred others. In addition, just a few weeks ago, they announced a bunch of new top-level domains like .dad and .zip, and I’m the proud owner of kungdafoo.com. But apparently, not enough people bought these domains to make the platform viable for Google, and now I have to call myself a Squarespace developer. That’s pretty bad, but it’s nothing compared to what Russia’s Killnet is about to do to the global banking system.
Russia’s Killnet Threatens Global Banking System
Russia’s Killnet has teamed up with Anonymous Sudan and a few other friends to release cheesy videos threatening to launch a cyber attack on the global banking system within 48 hours. While there were some actual cyber attacks on U.S. government infrastructure yesterday, as of right now, the banking system is still intact. This is a frightening scenario that the world has been worrying about for the last few years, and it’s playing out like a Hollywood movie. Meanwhile, aliens are landing in people’s backyards. I told you 2023 was going to get weird.
OpenAI’s New Feature: Functions
Lately, I managed to restrain myself from talking about artificial intelligence, but OpenAI just released a cool new feature called Functions, which allows GPT-4 to format responses that could execute your own back-end code. As a developer, you provide an array of functions that GPT-4 can call, allowing it to format the responses in JSON with the correct arguments and data types. This makes it far easier to build chat bots that execute your own code.
Versel’s AI npm Package
Versel has released a brand new npm package called AI, which is by far the quickest and easiest way to build an AI chatbot. It provides helpers for streaming text responses that allow you to recreate the typing effect found in apps like ChatGPT. Additionally, it integrates with all the major AI models on platforms like Anthropic, Cohere, Hugging Face, and of course, OpenAI.
Reddit Still on Fire
Reddit is currently still on fire, with close to 5,000 subreddits in private mode. This has been extended from 48 hours to indefinitely until Reddit provides fair API pricing. Reddit CEO Steve Huffman is prepared to die on this hill, and a leaked internal email showed him downplaying the impact of the protest, which made people even angrier. This means we may never get our beloved Programmer Humor subreddit back, at least until they kick out the mods and reopen it manually.
This has been The Code Report. Thanks for watching, and I will see you in the next one.
Not kill, but kallnet/shitnet
xD
It's a nice alternative. You can transfer your domain for free by adding +1 year. If I'm not mistaken, the free transfer will be limited.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkA99QG5StY
Google is my first search engine and a friend
If there is anything, is that I have to protect google, as if it were my home
I will protect google, at any costs
I fucking hate google, the worlds most unreliable tech company! They don’t give a shit about their customers or how their spermatic decisions effect them. They really suck and I’m tired of this. 🤬
I am a month too late and made a purchase on Google Domains WOOOOOOOOOOO!
i just finally bought 3 domains for my projects a month ago fml
Spezzzzzzzzy!
Bro I think you need to build an AI that knows the earth is flat, space is fake, and that Alex Jones was right about almost everything.
NOOOOO! Not Google Domains 😢😢
I love how he calls out wef
1:30 the real ugly shit lex luthor
wait, i thought Duo wasnt dead
i’m looking forward to people carelessly using those AI functions in their backend so you can hack a website by asking it nicely 😂
Remember what they took from us
Google domains was the last google service I really trusted tbh. Gotta move my stuff out of google before they go bust or shutdown or whatever.
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Wtf I just bought a domain last night
I'm honestly surprised Reddit API was ever free, and that they haven't already banned all the protesting mods. I would have done all that a long time ago.
Friendly reminder that Reddit janitors do it for free.
I'm so shaken about Google Domains, we can't trust that company, one day they'll end sth like Firebase out of the blue and not be sorry about it.
source of 1:19 ?
Reddit: "At least until [Reddit] kick out the mods and reopen [the subreddits] manually"
—This aged like wine
Imagine paying for a Google product
r/prgrammerHumour was very rarely funny. The mods were terrible.
Blaming CIA ops on Russia, classic. Good thing the NWO is there to warn us about the snow squadrons
Make video on ai 😢 please
Make video on ai 😢 please
I am here 4 days later… No baking shutdown happened
reddit is trash (mainly b/c it locks threads)
F# in 100 Seconds!
Normal day in Mr Robot
KILLNET: In 48 hours we will launch an attack on the global banking system.
Video was uploaded three days ago
Would be a surprise if the dumbest thing on Earth invented a new form of intelligence. The first thing it will tell us how dumb we are…and we'll shut it down, or it'll have to shut us down. For the sake of intelligence, life.
But we're so dumb that i'm pretty sure we're just lying to ourself about singularity. We are singularity, dumbest living thing on earth. That may suffice no ? Intelligence and dumbiness incarnate might not share same space with harmony.
Really not hyped about my domain being squarespace now. I was specifically trying not to use them.
About time those Reddit dictator mods will be removed. Yay!
Google have had a track record of selling off or closing their products down. This is why you can’t invest in their products. At some point it might just be gone.
I love this series sooooooo much❤
I thought I was the only one that felt that way about square space. Looks like I will be transferring my domains to Cloudflare.
I find it curious that nobody talk about the .zip TLD… that's probably the dumbest thing i've seen
I hope yer sarcastically saying friends at the WEF
But you'll never make a video about RIP Firebase soon
Google Domains was so good, annoying that they lure you to a service just to sell you off.
Welp, looks like I'm gonna be finally leaving Google workspaces and take my money elsewhere.
Ugh, Google Domains was the only registar that didn't jack up your domain cost after a year with BS reasons, only to force you to switch domain providers upon which you suddenly get a discount for the price you should have paid for in the first place.
I want to like Google products, but you can't trust in them long term
If I'm a mod, i will delete all the posts
So if were calling gpt and bard etc AI…for predicting what you're prompting and then retrieving the information from a " categorized database"… wouldn't you say that technically we've already had AI in the form of search bars for google and bing for some time now? These search bars may not be as sophisticated as chatgpt or copilot but they can still auto fill the search you're typing into the search bar. So are these really AI …or just sophisticated search filters?
Lmao at “squarespace developer”. I never used Google domains though. The lack of support from google prevented me from using this product.
The reddit mod holobunga is a rare positive delight to come from the dumps of reddit.
I have a gmail account attached to my google domain, do you know what will happen to it?
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